Man: My, that is an impressive middle finger you have there.
Man2: Why, thank you.
Man: Oh don’t thank me. I’m just happy to bear witness to such a dashing digit.
Man2: I cannot argue with that observation. I, myself, have looked upon it many a time and thought well how lucky are those who find themselves on the nail-side.
Man: Pardon my forwardness but is it, by some chance, for me?
Man2: For you?
Man: Of course, I have been presumptuous.
Man2: No, no, no. Not at all. I guess, I’d have to ask you if you are an asshole?
Man: An asshole?
Man2: Well only those worthy of being dubbed assholes may receive my middle finger.
Man: All right. Well, then, I would assume only a humble man would ever stop to consider whether they were an asshole or not. A true asshole, a natural asshole, would be oblivious to his effortless assholiness.
Man2: Indeed.
Man: Marvelous! I am an asshole.
No comments:
Post a Comment